Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Vaasthu, India and the Sensex

Guest Post by a Very Worried Right Wing Day Trader
The markets have once again gone southward. 2008 has been a disastrous year for the markets. Its all because the players did not follow hindu dharma. Anil Ambani choose an inauspicious day to issue his IPO, and viola the markets crashed, again February 11th is not good day to list, and as predicted his stock did badly. It all began with us disregarding vaastu sastra. First instance was the placing of the bull in dalal street. It was defied all vastu principles, its placing is inauspicious, so the market headed southwards. Placing the symbol of Yamas vakahanam in Dalal street is not good no?

It all goes way back to 2004 when the atheists won the elections. Rationalists like M Karunanidhi and the communists ruled from Delhi. This is sure to have incurred the wrath of the gods. They disregarded all rules of Vaasthu. First they decided to demolish the lucky omen of the Ram Sethu, this is bad, very bad. Even a mere mention of demolishing Ram’s bridge had lead to the market crashing.

The atheists and rationalists also started granting SEZ proposals without understanding their impact on the Vaasthu of India. They did not understand that India is like a house, and where furniture is placed within the house also affects it Vaasthu. If India is like a house, then SEZ is like the furniture. They should have consulted vaasthu experts before deciding where the grant SEZ. They did not do so, earning the ire of the lords.

The current fall in the markets and the expected 20 percent fall by year end is because the government has incurred the wrath of the gods. Up until now, that is 2007 august, the markets did well because of the good karma earned by the earlier Hindu right wing government, now that the government has run out of good karma stock, it is advisable that the government builds up some stock of good karma before the elections. It is also good for investors that the government builds good karma stock and then the gods will be appeased and the markets wont fall.

What should the government do to build good karma?

1) It has to stop the Ram Sethu project, and M Karunanidhi should apologize for his anti-ram remarks.
2) All current and future industrial projects should be made to submit a Clean Certificate of Vaasthu assessment
3) The markets should never open in Raghukalam or Yamagandam, if the yamagandam and raghukalam occurs after opening bell, during that period trading should be suspended.
4) Ok, We give in to greed, the Bull a symbol of money can remain on Dalal Street, but as suggested by a Vaasthu expert, the bull on Dalal Street should be shifted 2 centimeters to the left in a 90 degree angle, so that it is in line with the southeast of the street, and exactly at a 180 degree angle from any 90 degree angle, like a corner of a wall.
PS: The IMF and GOI have revised the growth rate to 8% from 9.5%. The gods wrath has been incurred. We should conduct a national Pariharam Yaham, across various important locations as decided by Vaasthu sastra

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